JOKES

THE COLD NIGHT Two Eskimos were having a chat on a cold night. The weather was so cold that, when one of them spoke, his words freeze into blocks of ice. The other had to melt the blocks of ice on a frying pan in order to find out what his friend had been saying to him.

THE MAGICIAN AND THE PAIL OF WATER A magician was showing his favourite trick. From the roof of the stage hing a long rope, at the end of which was a hook. An assistant entered and placed a pail of water on the hook. Waving his hands and shouting some strange words, the conjurer covered the pail of water with a magic cloth. A few seconds later he snatched the cloth away and, lo and behold! - the pail had disappeared and the water was left hanging on the hook.

Correct the following sentences 1. Neither John or James was present. 2. Muhammed has broke his leg. 3. A man was at the corner and his dog. 4. Him and his sister went to the museum. 5. Who did you see at the party? 6. The parcel was returned back to the sender. 7. Me and my friend went to buy some provisions. 8. Neither of them are tall.. 9. He couldn't remember nothing. 10. Is he the tallest of the two?

Explain the difference Between these words. 1. Looking and staring 2. Taking and snatching 3. Cancel and postpone 4. Tapping and battering 5. Writing and scribbling