Mar 18, 2022

How do you express yourself?

Who are you?

How would you describe yourself?

What are you passionate about?

What personal achievements are you most proud of?

What are you most grateful for?

What are your values? What do you represent? What do you want to embody?

Do you love yourself?

Why or why not? What do you love most about yourself?

How can you love yourself more today?

Woman: Hey. What’s this on Facebook? It says . . . Are you getting married? Man: Yeah. Didn’t you know that? Woman: No. Why didn’t you tell me about it? (It) says you’re getting married next week. Man: Yeah, and I’m bringing her over to mom’s house tomorrow. You’ll love Jasmine. Woman: Jasmine? Man: Yeah. Here’s her picture on Facebook. Woman: Oh. Wow. Man: What? What do you mean? Woman: Dad is not going to be impressed. Man: Why? Woman: She’s got, like a lot of tattoos and a nose ring, and uh, I’m sorry. The family is going to be really surprised. Man: Ah, she’s so, well, so sensitive and caring. Woman: Um, well . . . . [ What? ] Have . . . have you taken any marriage prep classes? Man: Ah, who needs that anyway? I know all about women. Woman: Yeah. Right, like . . . . What have you had? Like ten girlfriends in the last six months? Man: Well, that’s different! Woman: Uh, listen. Obviously, you need to improve your communication skills, and the best thing at this point . . . . if you’re really set on marrying Jamie . . . Man: Jasmine . . . Woman: Okay, I’m sorry, Jasmine, anyway, um, you really should take a marriage prep class. Man: What? What are you talking about? I know all about love and romance. Woman: Uh. Right . . . . Man: What? What do you mean? Woman: Look. Okay. It’s more than that. What do you know about, say, personal finance? [ Well, you know . . . ] I mean, how are you going to manage your money together? Are you going to have a joint bank account? Whose salary is going to pay the bills? Man: Ah, no problem. No problem. We have that figured out. My paycheck is going to be automatically transferred to her overseas bank account. Woman: Oh. [ What? ] Uh, where exactly is this account? What’s the name of the bank? Man: Ah, I don’t know. Jasmine’s going to take care of that. Woman: Oh, boy. Right. Um, well, what about children? Are you guys going to have any kids? Man: Well, I want a large family, so eight kids would be just about right. Woman: Wow! What does Jasmine say about that? Man: Ah, well, she doesn’t want any kids, but I’ll change her mind once we get married. ( Right. ) No problem. Woman: Okay, what about housework? How are you going to handle that? Man: Well, Jasmine won’t mind doing it. ( (Did) she said that? ) Well, not exactly. We’ve been just so busy planning out our honeymoon, that we just haven’t worked out, you know, these small details. Woman: Great! You know what? By the time you learn her last name, I think things are going to be over between the two of you. Man: No, you just want and see.

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