Hilarious questions by Trainer Kevin Haha

$1,000,000 in your bank account or an IQ of 145+?

A 99% chance to win $100,000 or a 50-50 chance at $10 million?

A life full of ups and downs or a monotonous life?

A live-in massage therapist or a live-in chef?

A pet pig or goat?

A successful career or a happy family life?

Adult mind in a child body or a child mind in an adult body?

Apartment or House

Attend Hogwarts or Ilvermorny?

Be a hammer or a nail?

Be 6 inches taller or $600k richer?

Be a bee or a wasp?

Be a chair or a table?

Be a cyborg or completely human?

Be a dragon or Unicorn?

Be a friend or a lover?

Be a genius or be wealthy?

Be a heartbreaker or the one that always gets your heart broken?

Be a hero or a villain?

Be a ninja or a samurai?

Be a Ruler or be a follower?

Be a Russian or American?

Be a thief or a liar?

Be a vampire or a werewolf?

Be an honest fool or a sweet liar?

Be chased by 10,000 scorpions or 10 lions?

Be chased by Godzilla or King Kong?

Be constipated or have diarrhea?

Be homeless or in jail?

Be in a gunfight or a knife fight?

Depression or Infertility?

Be painfully aware or blissfully ignorant?

Adult mind in a child body or a child mind in an adult body?

Be underpaid or overrated?

Boxer or MMA fighter?

Buy a Ferrari or a Lamborghini?

Eat a dog or eat a rat?

Immortality or infinite money?

6 sons or 6 daughters?

Eat to live or live to eat?