HAVE A LAUGH!!!

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy! If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future! Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away! You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​

1 Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it?

2. Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

3. Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days?

4. Riddle: What is full of holes but still holds water?

5. Riddle: What question can you never answer yes to?

6. Riddle: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

7. Riddle: There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

8. Riddle. What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

9. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down?

10. Riddle: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

12. Riddle: What can you keep after giving to someone?

13. Riddle: I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

14. Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

15. Riddle: You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

16. Riddle: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?

11. Riddle: What gets wet while drying?

17. Riddle: I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

18. Riddle: What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

19. Riddle: The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

20. Riddle: David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

21. Riddle: I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?

23. Riddle: What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

24. Riddle: What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

25. Riddle: What gets bigger when more is taken away?