Good guddled Gordon's tongue twisters

Faht froht Frehd toht faht brehd-hehd Tehd

Fat fraught Fred taught fat bread-head Ted.

Faht brehd-hehd Tehd soht soot SAHM-pehlz frohm SIHM-pehl SUH-pehl Soo’z zoot soot.

Fat bread-head Ted sought soot samples from simple supple Sue’s zoot suit. 

SIHM-pehl SUH-pehl Soo boht BUHR-pee BAY-beez behd-bound BOH-bee’z baykd BAY-bee KOO-keez.

Simple supple Sue bought burpy babies bed-bound Bobby’s baked baby cookies.

Behd-bound BOH-bee koht kohd fohr kool KAHLK-yoo-lay-tihng Kayt’ss kookd kohd kaykss

Bed-bound Bobby caught cod for cool calculating Kate’s cooked cod cakes.

Kool KAHLK-yoo-lay-tihng Kayt goht nyoo-groan green graypss fohr good GUH-dehld GOHR-dohn’z GAHR-dehn geht-too-GEH-thehr.

Cool calculating Kate got new-grown green grapes for good guddled Gordon’s garden get-together.

Good GUH-dehld GOHR-dohn thoht thihngz thaht throhn THOHT-fool THUHR-mahn thehn thee-oh-REH-tih-kah-lee thoald.

Good guddled Gordon thought things that thrawn thoughtful Thurman then theoretically thoaled

Throhn THOHT-fool THUHR-mahn roht ree-LEHNT-lehss REH-koh-nihngz ohn RIH-glihng rohngd ROH-nahld’z REHN-tehd REH-kaydj

Thrawn thoughtful Thurman wraught relentless reckonings on wriggling wronged Ronald’s rented wreckage

RIH-glihng rohngd ROH-nahld toht TEH-rih-bihl TOO-thee TIH-moh-thee’z TEE-nee TAHN-truh-mihng TOHD-lehr too TUHM-behl tihl too.

Wriggling wronged Ronald taught terrible toothy Timothy’s teeny tantrumming toddler to tumble til two.

TEH-rih-bihl TOO-thee TIH-moh-thee foht faht froht Frehd fohr, FRAHNK-lee, FRIH-peh-reez.

Terrible toothy Timothy fought fat fraught Fred for, frankly, fripperies.

Puhpss, pihpd too thih pehp-GIH-vihng pahp, PUH-blish pohp PAH-bluhm

Pups, pipped to the pep-giving pap, publish pop pablum 

Pohsh fihsh ihn ah dihsh bahsh dahsh ahnd crahsh fohr dohsh cahsh ahnd pah-NAHSH

Posh fish in a dish bash dash and crash for dosh cash and panache

Nihk’ss nehk lahkss EH-nee nahk too nohk NUH-kehlss

Nick’s neck lacks any knack to knock knuckles

ZEE-brahz ZEH-luhss-lee zihg WHAY-rahz ZEE-booz SAH-gih-lee zahg

Zebras zealously zig whereas zebus saggily zag

PROH-pehr KOH-pehr-boh-tohmd KOH-fee pohtss ahr fohr PEHR-koa-lay-tihng PEHR-fehkt PROH-pehr kuhpss ohv PEHR-kee KOH-fee

Proper copper-bottomed coffee pots are for percolating perfect proper cups of perky coffee

PEE-tehr P.EYE-pehr pihkt ah pehk ohv PIH-kehld PEH-pehrz / ˈpiːtər ˈpaɪpər ˈpɪkt ə ˈpek əv ˈpɪkl̩d ˈpepərz /

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Thih day thaht DUH-zehnz ohv thoaz deh-V.EYE-sehz thayr-B.EYE droav THIHNG-kehrz doun thih DEH-vih-lish-lee thihn dr.eye.v thehn dih-SPLAYD thayr DRUHN-kehn THEE-reez

The day that dozens of those devices thereby drove thinkers down the devilishly thin drive then displayed their drunken theories. th d th t d z n z v th z d v s z th r b dr v th ng k r z d n th d v l sh l th n dr v th n d spl d th r dr nk n th r z Aimed at being th d th d th d th d th d th d th d th d th d th

Dihd thih duhm THH.OHT-lehss DAH-stahrd-lee thh.eef dr.eye.v thih duhl thh.ihng down

Did the dumb thoughtless dastardly thief drive the dull thing down?

BIH-tehr BUH-ter boht aht B.EYE-r.eye.t bohbz ihn BAY-sihnz

Bitter butter bought at Buy-Rite bobs in basins

BIH-tehr BUH-ter boht aht B.EYE-r.eye.t baystss thih BOH-bihnz broht djuhst b.eye BRAHD-fohrd.

Bitter butter bought at Buy-Rite bastes the bobbins brought by buddies born just by Bradford

Ehn-KLIH-tih-kahl KLIH-tihkss ehn-KLOAZ KAH-rahk-tehr-IH-stihk KOHN-soh-nahntss

Enclitical clitics enclose characteristic consonants