😸FunnyDialogue😹

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my child?" The priest asks back. "Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible." Priest: When did you do use this awful language? Man: I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards. Priest: Is that when you swore? Man: No, Father. After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away. Priest: Is THAT when you swore?" Man: Well, no, said the man, You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away! Priest: (Amazed) Is that when you swore? " Man: No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew towards the green. And as it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball. Priest: (annoyed) Did you swear THEN? Man: No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole. Priest :You missed the F**king putt, didn't you?" sighed the Priest.