Comedy Drama/Skit.😏🙉

THE LOTTERY ADDICTION BY LERNARD Two roommates, Steve and Tom are badmouthing a third one, Brad, who is absent. Steve: That is not normal behavior, I’m telling you. Tom: Not normal at all, brother. Steve: I mean we all like playing lottery, but that guy is a damn nutcase. Tom: I hear you. Steve: It’s like some kind of addiction, spending all that time figuring out patterns and combinations. The only problem is, there are no patterns, this is real world, it’s whatever comes out of that drum. You can’t predict it. Tom: I couldn’t agree more. He destroys all our parties with his problem. We’ve got all these hot chicks walking around and hitting on him, but he’s always lost in his thoughts. Steve: Yeah. It’s like he’s not even there. But I’ve got some good news. I’ve found a way out for him. Tom: Really, what is it? Steve: First we’re going to treat it like any other addiction. We’ll expose him to it. Tom: I don’t get it. Steve: We’ll let him have too much of the good thing; up until the point when he becomes disgusted by it. Tom: Nope, still didn’t get it. Steve: I have a friend who works at the Arizona Republic. Tom: The newspaper? Steve: Yes. Tomorrow, we are getting a different kind of newspaper; one of a kind. Tom: Yes? Steve: Yes. It will look almost the same like normal tomorrow’s edition, if not for one little thing; the Powerball section. Tomorrow they announce the winning combination. Tom: I get it now. You’ll switch the numbers. Steve: Yes. My friend will change that little section, only on one copy, the copy which we are going to get. Tom: And it’ll read the numbers that Brad has played, instead of real winning combination. Steve: What do you say, brilliant plan? Tom: That’s brilliant. We’ll be right there when he reads it. He’ll start shaking, thinking that he won millions of dollars. And then we jump out in front of him and laugh like crazy; got you sucker. Steve: No, not yet. We’ll be quiet. We’ll have him walk all the way to the bank. Tom: I don’t know man. He might have a heart attack or something. Steve: Nonsense. Brad is as healthy as an ox. His heart can take it. Tom: So, at the bank we finally jump in front of him when he realizes the truth. Steve: No, not yet. We’ll let him take the money first. Tom: How can he take the money if he hasn’t actually won anything? Steve: I’ve got this dude who is a vice president of a local bank. He’ll play along with the prank. We’ll feed him a suitcase full of money, which he’ll give to Brad. Tom: I don’t have a suitcase full of money. Steve: I have. It’s a special suitcase, full of fake money. Brad won’t notice in all the excitement. Tom: How do we know he’s going to that bank? Steve: We’ll put the address at the newspaper. Something like, go collect your money here. Tom: And finally at the bank we jump out and laugh like crazy. Steve: No, not yet. We wait for him outside of the bank. Tom: Yes? Steve: My special suitcase is spring loaded for pranks like these. I have a remote which engages the spring and opens up the suitcase. You’ll be standing with the fan in your hands. Tom: Where am I going to plug the fan? Steve: I don’t know man. We’ll find a way. You ask too many questions. Tom: Right, right. Go on. Steve: When he finally gets out of the bank, I hit the remote, the suitcase pops out and you turn the fan towards him. All the money blows down the street. Brad is screaming and running, trying to get the money back in the suitcase. By the time he realizes it’s fake, we’ll be… Tom: Laughing like crazy. Hahahahaha. Steve: Hohohohoho. Take that sucker. Tom: You’re willing to go through all this just to make him normal again. Steve: I guess I am. He is my good friend, our good friend. Tom: We are his best buddies. Steve: No question about that. ***PLEASE FOLLOW TRAINER PRAISE***

THE KING AND THE REALLY ANNOYING KID EVERY CLASS HAS BY CAPTAINMO. King:(enters classroom) I have arrived you may worship me now!(sees nobody is worshiping him) I said WORSHIP ME! Annoying kid:I don?t wanna, you see I had this bad lunch and I don?t feel good King: YOU DARE DEFY ME??? Annoying kid: I dareith you guess King: You shall be dealt with later until then let us resume our education Annoying kid: pssst?. Dude King: You dare address me in such a foul way??? Annoying kid: I just need a pencil gosh King:Fine Fine I guess you can use the royal pencil(Gives pencil) Annoying kid: it?s just a pencil your royal highness-Oh I am sorry your royal shortness King: You dare mock my short stature??? It?s highness Annoying kid: For you it?s not King: You dare insult(dramatic pause) ME!?!?!?!?!?! Annoying kid: You say ?you dare? a lot King: Whatever Annoying kid: Hey did you see family guy last night? Remember when stewie tried to- King: Will you stop? I?m trying to focus! Annoying kid: Hey king, king, king ,king, king, king, king, king King: WHAT?!?!?!?! Annoying kid: Well if you are going to be rude about it I won?t tell you King: THAT IS IT! I have had it up to here with you! You sir, are hereby banished from my kingdom Annoying kid: What kingdom? King: The kingdom of(super dramatic pause here) DRAMATICA!! Annoying kid: First of all I don?t think that really exists and second you are banished from my kingdom of(he thinks hard) Scientifica-land-place King: Please only a king can banish somebody from a kingdom Annoying kid: Yeah and only your mamma can create something that ugly King: You dare speak ill of my mother????? Annoying kid: Ugly & deaf that is a bad combination King: SO BE IT THEN! Your mother- Teacher: Break it up you two before I have to give you both one way tickets to the kingdom of Detentionia Annoying kid & King: Sorry King: But his momma is  so ugly- Annoying kid: Okay that is it! We will settle this like real men in the courtyard tomorrow at 4:01. King: So rock, paper, scissors? Annoying kid: Yeah King: SO BE IT THEN TO BE CONTINUED ***PLEASE FOLLOW TRAINER PRAISE***

GRANDPARENTS REALLY DON'T GET IT BY CAPTAINMO. Granddad: HONEY THE BOOKFACE IS BROKEN Grandma: WHAT??!?!?!?!?!? Granddad: the bookface is broken ! Grandma: Is that the one with the friends Granddad: you mean the yourspace Grandma: yes myspace Granddad: NO it?s not myspace it?s YOURspace Grandma: Oh the one with the video and all the rude people Granddad: No that?s the youtube Grandma: I tube what Granddad: What Grandma: I TUBE WHAT? Granddad: No the I tube is down Grandma: You mean the youtube Granddad: excactly the Itube Grandma: You mean the one with the songs? Granddad: NO that is the phone-pod Grandma: oh I see but what the facebook Granddad: Facebook doesn?t exist Grandma: Then what?s down? Grandad: the book face! Grandma: what is that? Granddad: The thing that has the caf? farm Grandma: What? Granddad: the thing young-uns don?t want us to go on Grandma: Oh I know I?ll call billy. Hello billy Grandson: My name is david Grandma: What ever you say billy, anyway the book face is broken Grandson: G-Ma you mean the facebook Grandma: No I mean the book face Grandson: Whatever what?s the problem Granddad: Every time I look for you I can?t find you are you not on the book face anymore Grandson: Um no I blocked you Granddad: from what I don?t understand Grandson: *sigh* look it?s fine Granddad: No your grandmother is worried sick! She thought you disapeared from the universe. Grandson: Fine! Try now Granddad: how did you do that? You weren?t there a second ago but now you are Grandson: Look just enjoy it I?m gonna block you again soon Granddad: From what Grandson: I?ve had enough(hangs up) ***PLEASE FOLLOW TRAINER PRAISE***