Hello, I graduated from clown college with an advance degree in custard pie throwing with a concentration on moving targets. I wrote my dissertation on the art of flower squirting at non-paying customers. I currently work at Unemployable Inc. as a Bum. I spend my days watching TV, except I can't afford it, so I resort to listening to my hand-cranked radio. I also print my own money to pay bills. I hope to inherit my dad's billions worth in monopoly money and my mom's invisible jet.