Funny Hypothetical Questions [Freetalking]

Goal: You will see different hypothetical questions in English you have to answer. There are no right or wrong answers. The goal is for you to practice your English conversational skills through free-talking. Take your time. Don't be nervous or shy.

1. Would you like to try and become the opposite gender? Why yes or why not?

2. What would you do if you went to a public restroom and discovered that there was no tissue paper? There is no one else in the restroom except you.

3. You’re in the park and you accidentally sit on a dog’s poop. Your date is about to arrive. What would you do?

4. You are on a scary roller coaster ride and the kid next to you won’t stop farting and screaming. What would you do?

5. What would you do if your cell phone fell in the toilet?

6. Would you rather be dumb and beautiful, or ugly and rich? Why?

7. Would you rather be a hyena who laughs all the time or a sloth who sleeps all the time?

8. Would you rather forget who everyone else is or who you are?

9. You’re in a bar. Your date opens his/her bag and you accidentally see a plastic bag with human teeth. What is your reaction and what would you do?

10. What would you do if you found out that your spouse is secretly a clown or a ghost?

11. What do people do that makes you really annoyed when you are with them?

12. You are walking alone in the woods, and you find a cabin that has two doors: One door could win you all the money in the world, the second door could put a bad spell on you for your whole life. You don’t know which door is which. Would you take the risk?

13. If you could do any job, what would you like to do? Tell us about it.

14. What would you do if you saw someone in public with toilet paper stuck to their shoe?

15. What would you do if you were at home alone at night and heard someone in your house?

16. What would you do if you had the opportunity to have any wish granted? What wish would you want to come true?

17. A genie offers to give you only one: An abundance of cash or abundance of love. Which one would you pick?

18. Would you rather spend the whole day with your crush who keeps shouting at you... Or the whole day with someone you really hate who is so quiet and won't say a word?

19. You will be banished (sent away) to a desert island and can bring only three things. What will you bring and why?

20. You are offered a job that pays $2,000 a week. You must sit in a dark room, all alone, in total silence, and remove unknown items/things from a box and place them on a conveyer belt. Would you take the job? Why or why not?